Homeowner wakes up to dogging couple blocking driveway – but cant confront them

A homeowner has described their shock after they were woken up by a couple who were dogging on their street in broad daylight.

The shocked neighbour said they received an unwanted sex show, with no way to escape, after the inconsiderate lovers blocked their car.

But the neighbour felt too uncomfortable to confront the loud lovers after they were caught romping shortly before 8 am outside the St Albans property.

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Reddit user thequeenoftheandals called for advice on the platform and said: "Their windows are not tinted.

"You can see all – and I mean all – the guy has an unremarkable penis and the woman has a lopsided left breast."

The Redditor added that they "just want them to stop", however, being "quintessentially British" made it difficult to address the situation.

"I don’t want to have to knock on their window whilst unremarkable penis is mid thrust to lopsided tit, with my bowl of Weetabix in hand, and ask them to f**k off," they said.

"I just want them to f**k off without them knowing it’s me."

The post has since gone viral with thousands of users branding it "typical Brit behaviour" to not confront.

One user said: "This calls for passive aggressive politeness. Wait till they finish then take them cups of tea."

While another commented: "Put up a 'No Ball Games' sign."

A third wrote: "Do the weetabix option, and take a video."

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The flustered homeowner edited their original post and told users that they have put up a sign, reports Ladbible.

Their fed-up neighbour Dave decided to confront the couple and said: "Unremarkable (man) got massively annoyed.

"Wasn’t embarrassed at all for being called out, but seemed vexed he got called dirty."

The Redditor decided to call the police who arrived just as the couple had left.

Officers agreed to do a drive by the next morning and suggested they put up a dummy camera.

Thequeenoftheandals added: "I live such a sheltered life; I didn’t even consider there could be a whole underground dogging network sharing dogging deets in St Albans! Mad!!"

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