He Says: Cutting Cock Is Not Parenting

Circumcision in Fort Collins

Dear Circumcision Indecision;

This is the cut (get it, cut) version of my reply.  I had to edit for the Ask Us Format.  The uncircumcised version can be found over at Twitter Roach.

I’ll start by giving you credit for asking this question. Most of the people around you would never think twice about circumcision and simply do what everybody else is doing. Because of course everybody else is doing it. And if everybody else is doing it it must be right.

After 12 years of public education and however many years of college you actually have to ask if you should pay another person money to mutilate the body of your son for your personal emotional satisfaction.

There are people who still justify circumcision. Their justification boils down to four talking points.

Let’s try applying this hamster wheel logic to some other circumstances and you tell me how this works for you.  I’ll deal with women not liking uncut cock separately.

  • All the women who have had breast cancer have breast. If we removed women’s breast (without anaesthesia of course) when they reach sexual maturity think of all the cases of breast cancer we could prevent.
  • Being fat is also a health risk. Fat people should have liposuction performed on them. Without anaesthesia of course.
  • If a woman is really drunk when she gets raped it’s not rape because she doesn’t remember it.
  • Black people have all sorts of problems now that they are free. Unemployment, homelessness, inadequate food, no access to healthcare. When black people were slaves their masters made sure they always had a place to live, something to eat, medical care and they all had work to do. Shouldn’t black people be slaves again. For their own good?
  • A vast amount of valid and useful medical knowledge was gained from the Nazi medical experiments on the Jews including almost everything we know about dealing with altitude sickness. Experimenting on Jews!  Fuck yes!

Do you notice how the hamster wheel logic completely fails? Why does it fail?  It fails because even the dumbest of people have some concept of self-ownership.  People own their own bodies.  Even the dimmest college graduate with a liberal arts degree can recognize that Jews, black people, women and fat people own their own bodies.  Yet when applied to cutting off part of a babies cock people suddenly lose all concept of the idea that people own their own bodies. Why is this?  Two reasons.

First reason:  Most people still can’t grasp the idea that children are people not property.  You are one of them.

Second reason:  It’s because cutting off part of the cock of newborn babies is something that both the political left and the political right can agree on.

People on the right love circumcision because “God said so” and because circumcision gives rabbis an excuse to put a babies penis into their mouths. (Catholic priests have to wait until little boys are eight years old to have sex with them.) Paedophilia isn’t wrong if you doing it for God. And it spreads herpes as well. People on the left love circumcision because they are Femi-Nazis and there is nothing a Femi-Nazi loves more than cutting off part of a man’s cock.

The section “Chycks don’t like uncut cocks” can be found at Twitter Roach.

But wait. There’s more.

Medicaid won’t pay for it. You want the tip of your son’s cock to be cut off and you want the taxpayers to pay for it. You seriously don’t have $500 available to cut off the tip of your sons cock? Are you aware that it cost money to raise children? If you do not have $500 why are you having a child? I know why you’re having a child. You’re having this child because he is a trophy child. You want to be able to post pictures of your baby on Facebook and get attention and praise for being a parent. You want to tell other people stories about your child’s body functions. And because Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, welfare, WIC and tax deductions. And because of one of the Three Wrong Reasons To Have Children.

Speaking of money – the American Academy of Pediatrics claims genital mutilation is good for your child. The members of this organization also happen to make money by performing genital mutilation. Dissenting opinions are labelled “hate”.

Because not cutting the tip off men’s cocks to satisfy the emotional needs of women is “hate”.

The AAP Report on Circumcision: Bad Science + Bad Ethics = Bad Medicine

10 Reasons NOT to Circumcise Your Baby Boy

But wait. There’s more.

You admit you know there is no benefit to circumcision and yet you’re still considering paying another person to cut off part of your sons cock. Why? Because you can’t shake your social norms. You can’t get over your need to conform to the people around you. You are going to pay money to have you son’s body mutilated because you are scared of being different.

It certainly is a good thing that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. didn’t say to the people around him “Hey guys. You know I was thinking that maybe we should try to get equality for black people so we can drink out of the same water fountains as white people. But I’m really scared people might think I’m different so let’s just call it quits, start conforming and go home.”

You outright admit you don’t want your child’s circumcised for his own benefit. You want your child to have his cock mutilated without his consent so that you can feel good and fit in with the idiots around you.

You have two options. You can either get over your desire to mutilate another human’s body so that you can conform with idiots or you can get an abortion. You don’t have the money or wisdom to raise emotionally and physically healthy children at this time in your life.  The world doesn’t need another trophy child.  The world needs good parenting and you aren’t ready.

 

 

 

 

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  • Red

    Yes! Well said. I’ll thank myself quietly for the chocolate and good humor provided to you, good Sir.

    • Skippy

      Thank your for your support. And for the chocolate. I know you made it yourself. And for . . . that other . . . thing shall we say. *ha*