Question of The Week: Did Aliens Give Me An Anal Probe?

Alien Anal Probe in Fort Collins

Dear Robyn and Skippy;

Last night I had a nightmare. I dreampt that I was lying in bed in the dark. All of a sudden a bright blue light filled the room and the door opened. Next thing I know I’m being dragged down the hallway. Suddenly I’m lying on a table and these scarey aliens wanted to operate on me.

My three friends are trying to convince me that it was real and that the aliens gave me an anal probe. They think I might be under alien control. I keep telling them it was just a dream. My mom said so.

Today in the school cafeteria a symbiotic metamorphosis device came out of my ass. At least that’s what our chef said it was. I think he’s in on the joke.

My stupid friends are being totally immature. I know it was just a dream. I know I didn’t have an anal probe and I know I’m not under alien control.

But if someone really did get an anal probe from aliens what do you think he should do about it? I mean we know it couldn’t happen but if it did happen to someone else.

And do you happen to know a cure for farting fire?

I’m Not Fat, I’m Big Boned

Tune in on Wednesday for Robyn’s Response.  Friday for Skippy’s response.

Until then what do you think?  Could our writer really have gotten an anal probe from aliens?

What remedy do you know for farting fire?

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  • Wanda Bray

    That Colorado pot must be really good!

    • Jeremy McReynolds

      Somebody has never seen South Park.